A for effort

My parents are really trying to push my toilet learning these days. I rarely "performed" when they tried several months ago so they stopped, thinking I wasn't ready. But at school I like to sit on it of my own accord, so they decided that I was ready to try again. Although they thought I seemed disinterested for a long time, perhaps they didn't entice me with the right incentives! They have now up the ante and are bribing me with M&Ms (which I discovered on Halloween), ice cream, yummy smoothy juices, all-you-can-watch DVDs, Cinderella, You-Tube videos (specifically "Yellow Submarine"), and a trip to a castle [Disneyland] if I sit and learn to use this thing! So now I can't wait to sit on it! Only thing is, I haven't connected the action to the equipment yet, and still nothing happens as I sit for a long time. But instead of getting up and coming back, I WILL NOT get up until it happens! I want to go to the castle!!! So I've made my parents stay with me in the bathroom for up to two hours before the deed is done. This is after they try to pump me up with liquids. My parents can't believe how much bladder control I have.


Bleah, but don't ask me about #2!